Cockney jew has a stroke of good luck’is ‘ouse goes up in flames

Jimmy White the famous snooker player has just ‘ad some good luck..his flat went up in flames.”Luckily” his favourite snooker cue was saved.

So common was it in times past for Jews houses to be burnt to the ground that it became known as “Jewish Lightning”…enabling big insurance claims.Unfortunately these house burnings could not be blamed on antisemitism.Most likely a massive blaze which affected a Jewish owned furniture store in London was not started by rioters…..but a superb “opportunity”….

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