Stuffed shirt quits UKIP….

Douglass “Wonkey Marf” Carswell has resigned from the UKIP….and is now independent.

Carswell is renown around parliament for having the wonkiest mouth of any MP in the history of the British parliament…quite an achievement!’

He has also gained recognition for his stuffedshirtedness.As the Speaker commented about Carswell…”The said member is the stuffiest stuffed shirt ever to appear in parliament,his lopsided mouth is the source of great merriment

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