Wimbledon…courts gossip…

William Hague the working class lad made good was spotted in the audience.

Height challenged Willy is now sporting some of those ridiculous pommie titles after a successful career in politics……Like any current member of the ruling class he has the desirable sexual deviance credentials…he is a part time bottom burglar.

The Royal Geographical Society has named a second newly discovered plant species after Venus Williams (the first…The well known Venus Fly Trap).The new species was discovered on the slopes of Mt Kenya….a bulbous xerophyte with  densely packed leaves very similar in appearance  to Venus Williams new hair do….

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